So, I bought a new pair of tennis shoes from Amazon.com. Like most people, I really prefer to try on shoes before I buy them, but this has proven to be rather unrealistic. See...I have short, fat feet. When you live in New Scandinavia, aka Minnesota, you learn to accept certain things. The white liquid stuff is "melk." Asking someone if they want to "go with" is perfectly acceptable...even coming from a grammar teacher. Pickled fish, "lutefisk," enjoys almost sainted status. And the women are descended from the Amazon. They are tall, have large frames, and big, narrow feet.
Fabulous.
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